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omg. DYING.
some tramp just said my dreamcatcher tattoo is offensive towards native americans.
BITCH IF ANYTHING ITS A FUCKING COMPLIMENT.
my dreamcatcher has special meaning to me. i dont know whether to envy…Y’know, I did ask a Native American about the whole fake dreamcatcher thing, and whether white people dressing up in feathers and beads was cultural appropration, and offensive.
He laughed his head off.
Mind you, this is a guy who refers to himself as an Injun and makes cracks about his mates coming over to civilize us when they’re done building boats, so maybe I should find a more easily offended Native American next time.all the native american guys i’ve known called themselves indians and didn’t give a rat’s ass about ‘appropriating native culture’. i asked one guy about the whole white-folks-doing-spirit-quests schtick, and he said, ‘you tell me, man, you get worked up about me drinking green beer on st. paddy’s day?’ i said, ‘i’m not irish, bro, i’m welsh and some other shit’ and he was like ‘yeah, i’m ojibwe, where the fuck does that spirit animal shit come from, anyway? like i wanna call dibs on arrowhead tattoos? i hunt deer with a remington and drive a ford. i don’t even like wild rice, shit tastes like cardboard.’
he did tell me the one thing a white guy can’t say is rez dog. you have to earn that. he said it’s like calling yourself an original gangsta if you’re just some suburban rap fan, ‘except i won’t shoot you if you do it, i’ll just kick you in the nads, cuz i’m an altruist like that.’
man, i miss that dude. i wonder where he is now.
[S] SHUT UP AND JAM.
